Thursday 22 May 2014

I feel Challenged !!!

Before I begin! Let's just say I need a good spanking from a Grammar Teacher for my last post. Yes people I’m aware of how bad my grammar in my last post. 

I swear I will correct my grammar in that post ASAP!

Ok now on with the show (as if)

Right !

The only challenge that I been doing for the past 3 years is reading challenge in Goodreads
And I barely won that one! Not because I'm a lazy person but when it comes to reading, I’m too picky about the materials I read. 
Like last year I only managed to read 7 out of 10 books. I had to reduce my total amount of books because of my work environment.



I also only recorded traditional books.  Meaning reading that I've done via ebooks, readers digest, comics or wattpad, I dismissed them as "snack reading". I don't consider as books although those are actually full books only not in a traditional material.

I know I'm stupid SHOOT ME !

So this year I decided to try several challenges.


I’ve already started my Goodreads: Reading Challenge. I’m currently finished reading 9 over 20 books.

I will start my Train Adventure today since I’m going to Midvalley in about 2 hours! I already took some videos the other day but the quality was pretty bad. So I’m going to try this again!

I will start my 1 month Smoothie challenge tomorrow morning. A fresh start and I hope to god I can cure my severe above feet skin allergy that I’ve been suffering for 2 years!

The Ostrich Egg Art I started last year but stopped because I could not keep a straight and calm mind while doing this art. So I “undo” everything and needs to start this soon.  Maybe on June.

I don’t even want to talk about my car license! I need it and enuff said !

Saturday 17 May 2014

Funny ladies and their TV shows

This is my own list of ladies who I think are hilarious. I made this list based on three condition, they must be comedian, have a TV show where they are the main character and they are funny because they are original (not some hot girl trying to act funny). Meaning they are funny because they make fun of what they have (in real life) or they play the character very convincingly.  Oh and let’s not forget that I should also be able to relate to their TV shows.

        Mindy Kaling (Vera Mindy Chokalingam)


She is an American born Indian 35 year old is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer. Later she created and stared in her own TV show called “The Mindy project”. She initially was know for her acting role in “The Office” as Kelly Kapoor, which is also has written and directed a few of the show’s episode.

Why do I find her funny?
She keeps it simple and real. She is not slim and white skinned like most TV protagonist. Therefore her show revolve around her flaws (if you wanna call it that), and she also makes you feel like its ok if you don’t look like those photoshopped models in magazines. That it’s alright to have a little body fat, awkward embarrassing moments and have loud fashion sense.



The Mindy Project
The series follows obstetrician/gynecologist Mindy Lahiri (Mindy Kaling) as she tries to balance her personal and successful professional life, surrounded by quirky co-workers in a small medical practice in New York City. Her clothing in this show proves that just because you are chubby does not mean you have to wear big baggy clothes and sweat pants.


 How I related to this show ?
I’m going to say this and be honest about it.
I like this show a lot, because unlike typical shows that shows people of different race staying overseas, this show does not focus on the protagonist’s race and culture. I would very much like a show where, let’s say an Indian girl born and raised in USA, should not always force her roots into her show, occasional reference of her culture and background is ok. This show does just that, she does make reference about her culture and roots but always lightly and comedy kinda way. She does not focus on the negativity but just the positive life of a modern Indian girl in America. Also its so rare to find American Indian in TV shows.
THAT IS WHY I ADORE THIS SHOW SO MUCH!
I am Malaysian born Indian girl, born and raised as a modern city girl surrounded by multiracial culture. I also do not like my culture and root to force me to do the things I do not like. I’m not saying I don’t like my culture, I DO but sometimes my culture and my life perspective does not always meet at the same route. I like doing thing differently than most expected of an Indian girl.


                                         (Her relationship with her co worker, Danny)
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      Miranda Hart (Miranda Katherine Hart Dyke)


She is a 41 year old British actress, comedian, actor, and writer. She self-written semi-autobiographical radio series Miranda Hart's Joke Shop, which later became a BC sitcom Miranda (based on her radio series) which she writes and stars in. Ah and her gas problem LOL

Why do I find her funny?
Like Mindy she also it simple and real. Also she is not your slim and sexy most TV protagonist. Her show makes you want to embraces her eccentricity. She makes a joke out of her physical flaws (if you want to call it that) and of British slang and pronunciation.


Miranda
Miranda is 6 feet 1 inch tall and gets called 'Sir' once too often. She has never fit in with her old boarding school friends, Tilly (Sally Phillips) and Fanny (Katy Wix), and finds social situations awkward, especially around men.


How I related to this show ?
Check list
Her physical imperfection of 6 feet 1 and slightly manly looks (I get mistaken for teen boy a lot)
Awkward around men (hah I blame that on my all girl schools)
Her gas problem (although I burp like a caveman)
Just plain weird and lack of fashion sense (where do I begin)

                                              (Her relationship with her bestfriend, Stevie)
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      Whoopi Goldberg (Caryn Elaine Johnson)


She is a 58 year old American comedian, actress, singer-songwriter, political activist, author and talk show host. Her breakthrough role was playing Celie, a mistreated black woman in the Deep South in the period drama film The Color Purple (1985).
She is a timeless comedian and she had many successful movies and shows. But I put her in this list because I really enjoyed her TV show called “Whoopi”

Why do I find her funny?
Oh my god where do I start, she is a natural and sassy black lady. Her jokes and comedies varies from serious issue to about herself. She is able to send strong and difficult message about blacks, gay rights and independent ladies in her comedy. That’s the work of a good comedian.



Whoopi
A faded singer one-hit wonder Mavis Rae, a cigarette-smoking, alcohol-drinking, menopausal and especially opinionated hotelier. The former one-hit wonder runs her own small hotel in New York City - and does it any way she wants.


  
How I related to this show ?
Can’t really say I can relate to her show like the first two. But I can relate to her activist thoughts in this show. I love the relationship she has with all her main supporting characters and also her guest stars. I love how she speak her mind and not afraid of anything. That is something I can say I can relate to. She is able to make everyone see the big elephant in the room by stating the obvious thing that is in everyone’s mind. That is something I do often, but most of the time it also gets me in trouble LOL

                                         (Her relationship with her handsman, Nasim)
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      Tina Fey (Elizabeth Stamatina Fey)

She is a 43 year old American actress, comedian, writer and producer, known for her work on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live and such films as Mean Girls, Date Night, Admission (2013) and 30 Rock.
She is also has many contribution to the entertainment media but I am going to focus her in the 30 Rock because that is where I really took a liking to her.

Why do I find her funny?
She always reminds me of this smart independent lady that gets intro crazy situations and has snippy remarks about everything. She is a natural awkward nerdy lady next door. Her smart and sometimes backhand jokes are funny as hell.

30 Rock (Liz Lemon)
Liz Lemon, head writer of the sketch comedy show "TGS with Tracy Jordan", must deal with an arrogant new boss and a crazy new star, all while trying to run a successful TV show without losing her mind.



How I related to this show ?
Checklist
Nerdy looks (aced that)
Dealing with too much problem with little time, although I work as a designer, it was not easy to deal with thorny customer and please everyone. It almost never exists, so when people come to you for help when you already have your handful with your own load of crap, it is so difficult to say NO. This is because there is a goal and the only way to get to that goal is to ensure all your team players get along and nobody is plotting to murder you at the end of the day. Oh and having an arrogant boss that just lives in his own world is OMG SO MY LIFE!

(Her relationship with her boss, Jack Donaghy)

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      Katherine Parkinson (Laura Katherine Parkinson)

She is a 36 year old English actress. She is best known for her role as Jen Barber in the comedy series The IT Crowd, for which she received a British Comedy Best TV Actress Award in 2009.

Why do I find her funny?
Now I know she is not the only main protagonist in the show, she share with other actors. The reason I picked her is because she stand out as the only main female protagonist who is not famous because she is sexy or show off her chesticals. She is famous because she is able to carry her Jen character without the need to show off some skin and being adorable IT dope.


The IT Crowd (Jen Barber)
Set in a company called Reynholm Industries, the show revolves around the three staff members of its IT department: a geeky genius named Maurice Moss, the work-shy Roy Trenneman, and Jen Barber, the department head/relationship manager, who knows nothing about IT.
Jen, the newest member of the team, is hopelessly non-technical, despite claiming on her CV that she has "a lot of experience with computers". Her official title is "relationship manager", yet her attempts at bridging the gulf between the technicians and the business generally have the opposite effect, landing Jen in situations just as ludicrous as those of her team-mates. (Statement taken from Wikipedia)



How I related to this show ?
Working with IT people or team players (my life)
Have magnetic aura for attracting weird and in-the-closet gays guys (my life)
Works with ignorant boss and other non IT-illiterate management team (my life)

(Her relationship with Roy and Moss (my fav))

Wednesday 7 May 2014

Why I hardly watch Indian movies...........

Oh! Look controversial topic……..how exciting!!! It’s gonna be a long post and it might offend some people but seriously I don’t give a rats arse.

So let’s start ranting!!

I’ve been asked many times in my life, why as an Indian I avoid or rarely watch Indian movies, let it be bollywood or mollywood or whatever wood. Why ?  Oh Whyyyyyy?

Most of the time, before I could answer their question, they take the pleasure of making fun of me. The overused insult is “Do you think you are velai karuchi ?” (Do you think you are white girl) Usually when that snide brainless comment is thrown at my way, I know in my heart I rather just smile and ignore this person because in the end, nothing is going to change his or her head.  No matter what I say. Seriously!
So this post is dedicated to people who actually want to know why.  And before I begin, I wanna say thank you for taking your time to read this and listen to my answer J.

*To make it easier for me to write this, I gonna put all the Indian film industry (bollywood, mollywood…….) as Indian-wood it sounds porno but hey whatever as long as its easier  to write!

So It’s not like I’ve never watched Indian-wood before, I’ve watched Indian-wood plenty, but all that was when I was a lot younger when I actually liked what I was watching. So what changed my mind?

I have a few reasons but the main one is:………………It’s skin color people!

Did you notice (or pretend not to notice) that almost all the actress in Indian-wood today are light skinned. Now before you start throwing seven hellish evil comments at me. Just hear me out people.  Indians, we come in many different shades, am I right? It does not matter if you are from south or north or east or west side of India. The fact is, Indians in general we come in many beautiful shades of color. We range from the darkest chocolate brown to the almost pale white complexion. 

So why in the hell there are not many darker shade actresses in movies?

Now let’s just back track a little, back when I was younger, I remember watching many actress that had many range of skin tone color and they were all famous and beautiful.  Example actress Madhubala, Bhanu Priya, Rohini, Silk Smith, Raadhika, Sarita, Anu Hassan, Roja, Kajol, Rekha , Sharada, Navya nair…….just to name a few. Some of you will get defensive and say “Hey they are not that dark! They are fair”.


 But people that is not what I meant. What I meant is that they have some brown in them it does not matter if they are darker or not the fact is, back them Indian-wood had some brown girls (dusky completion) ranging from dark to dusky to fair. They had lighter skin actress and they also had darker skin actress. Back then I was happy if I saw Sarita in movies. I thought she was beautiful with her big Indian eyes and dark skin. But now, all you see is light skinned girls or very very light dusky actress! What happen to all the darker skin girls? Why are they not cast as the main actress in movies anymore? All I see is darker skinned girls are either a ‘friend’ to the lighter skinned actress or she is a laughing joke!

Why is there a prejudice against casting only light skinned girls. Now now I’m not saying Indian girls with lighter skinned tone are not Indian. Come on people! What I am saying is that WHERE IS THE BALANCE!

And you must be wondering hey there are plenty of dark skinned actors in movies! Well my dear friends there is not much prejudice against dark skinned actors compare to actress isn’t it? Famous Indian movie star is dark skinned guy am I right? But here is another thing that makes me annoyed about Indian-wood film industry, why is that, a dark skinned guy falls for a lighter skinned girls and if she rejects him, he tells her to see his personality not his skin tone. He advice her on how wrong she is at judging him by his dark skin tone but you rarely see that happening the opposite way?


They make song and jolly duet about it, in fact a whole movie dedicating a story of how a dark skinned hero falling for lighter skinned actress all the time. Where is the ‘other’ movie, where is that movie where a darker skinned girl falling for a lighter skinned guy. Where is that movie? Where is that song?

Why is that when a dark skinned guy when tries to sing a song about his skin tone and trying to somehow match his skin color in a duet with lighter skinned girl, he always compares himself or make example of Rajinikanth. Why? Because he has someone to look up to as an inspiration. A person who is not light skinned and is famous. So how is a darker skinned girl going to make a duet song about liking a lighter skinned guy, when all the Indian-wood only worship light skinned girls? Who is she going to sing about ? Let’s be real!  Do you ever recall any movie where a dark skinned actress is a portrayed as beautiful and intelligent or dreamy. No I do not mean when she is caked with make up to make herself less dark in appearance.

Remember the Karuthamma movie, I loved it! For the story and also for the fact that a light skinned doctor falls for a darker skinned village girl. I was thrilled!!! But there was no happy ending was there? She did not get married to him in the end did she? Why can’t there be a dark skinned girl who is not a village born and she is dreamy in the eyes of the hero? Why is that in the country where we are known for our brown skin tone, we only celebrate light skinned actress? Again let’s not forget the bias gender issue either. I think there is plenty of balance of dark skin and light skinned actors. Now all we need is a good balance of that applied in actress department. We need our very own “Female Rajinikanth”.  


Movies like Indira, Karuthamma and Roja, are my favourite. I love their story and their casting. Anytime a girl is darker skinned to the actor I feel so ecstatic, because it is so rare and the trend never picked up.  Roja movie did not touch on skin issue but the fact that she was the second child in the movie made me even eager to watch it. I’m a second child nothing ever happens to second child, only the first !!! LOL

Bollywood has 90% light skinned actress and actors, I don’t know why but Indians from India always tells me that north people are much lighter than south, maybe that is true. They have taken that into account and they stick to light skinned. They white washed everything from actor, actress and even their movies. Apparently Bollywood thinks that the only way you are not a typical Indian if you are fair, rich and lives overseas in luxury. Breaking whatever rule they know about Indian culture. I only watched Hindi movie if Kajol is around. Although god honest I sometimes feel like she too is whitewashed on screen.

So what happen to south Indians, Why aren’t you celebrating the darker skinned actress? You have done well for the actors, so what about the dark skinned actress? Why are they all light skinned? Are you ashamed of your dark skinned girls?  Why we are so worked up about a darker skinned girl being the main character?

Here is another thing I notice. When a lighter skinned actress who may not be the main character plays a ‘maid’ or ‘friend’ characters, she is in good situation no matter how fat or ugly she looks. As long as she is light all is fair game. But let’s say that fat and ugly girl is dark skinned and OMG  she is a JOKE !!!???? She is automatically not attractive and became subject to cruel jokes and poke fun!!!  I’m not saying fat light skinned girls are not made fun, but not as much as dark skinned girls. They always are seen as light skinned luscious maid or auntie that makes other supporting actors lust after them.

A dark skinned hero can scold his ‘friend’ saying “it’s not nice to make fun of dark skinned girls, they are beautiful too’ but turns around and fall head over heels over light skinned girl. I say ok, maybe it’s a preference, he likes lighter skin girls. So what happens if a dark skinned girl falls for light skinned guy, Why can’t that be a preference of hers? Why people treat her like she is delusional? She is out of his league? Why? Because she is dark and he is not? Why he can play the card but she can’t?

I know some of you say like “there are still some dark actress in Indian-wood” True that is true up until I notice all this actress are either whitewashed or they are caked in make up to appear less dark. There is not true variety of skin shade anymore. Rather if you are fair…….it does not matter if you are fat, not attractive or downright worse at acting, as long as you are fair/ light skinned you are hired!

I have avoided watching Indian-wood movies now because I don’t feel inspired. I don’t feel proud and I refused to worship and fan girl over light skinned girls dominating Indian-woods. I want balance, I’m not saying fire and chase away all the light skinned actress, don’t forget they are Indians too, what I saying is that I would very much prefer a balance. I want to see a movie where a light skinned hero falls head over heels when he sees a modern dreamy dark skinned girl. I want to see a dark skinned girls dancing to a song that celebrate her dark skin tone. I want to see a dark skinned actress having main characters roles not just a side joke that nobody will remember her after T minus 2 seconds. I want to see a “Female Rajinikanth”.

This is why I refused to watch Indian-wood movies. I only watch them if and only if someone tells me the movie is different or it has amazing plot. If it’s a love story …..which it always is ……. Its not my genre unless they produce a movie where a dark skinned girl is cast as the main actress and her skin tone is not an issue rather she is just a dreamy Indian beauty…….maybe then I will consider again.

It’s already bad that white skinned is worshiped and it dominates media industry and the world. So if I can’t be proud of my skin tone in Indian-wood why should I accept and worship light skinned actress that has nothing in common with me besides being Indian.

It is bad enough that media force girls into thinking THIN is beautiful, since that applies to all color, race and country, it is a global issue. Weight can change and it’s a matter of choice if you want to be thin or chubby or whatever, But skin is not a choice!!!! It is something you are born in and it will stay with you no matter what. Since this is not something you can simply turn on and off, why don’t we teach our younger generations how to respect and love the skin color you are born with, to tell them not to believe what bold face lies they throw on TV saying Fair skin means beauty and success.


It’s heart breaking to see a young girl asking her mom to buy her bleach cream because she is not beautiful and fair like her friends. And you know what is sadder (if that is even a word) The mom agrees and buys her 10 year old daughter a bleach cream!!!!! LADY WTF !!!! You lady are a disgrace !!!!